A day in the life of the mind...

Media...you suck

Sat, 08 Jan 2011 21:43:51 -0500

So is Omarion denying the statement now? You know…what the hell is the point of the media if it isn’t even real? Either way, Omarion…if you find yourself in the romp…same request applies. *shrugs*

On to more important things…

Bisexual Smisexual...do you babe...

Sat, 08 Jan 2011 20:45:18 -0500

So I don’t get the negative hype that goes around when someone comes “out of the closet”. Be it a celebrity, or your average joe, what’s the problem? Today’s society makes it so difficult for people to feel comfortable in their own skin. Plus, I mean please…the dude has GREAT hair. Is it really a surprise?

Regardless of what dirty secret someone chooses to reveal, as long as they haven’t hurt anyone shouldn’t we celebrate it? That’s one more person choosing to be themselves. Does it make them less talented? uh no. “Damn, that Omarion…he done gone the gay. Screw that…he can’t dance OR sing anymore.” Idiots.

People complain about fake this and phony that, and keeping it “real”…well…this unveiling of the truth should be welcomed. This is as real as it gets ladies and gentlemen. Personally, I’m all for the little guy’s coming out. Whatever you like…go for it kiddo. Just if I happen to decide to take on a steady “lovah” one day and you find yourself in the midst of the romp with him…let a sista know. Please, and thank you.

Threesomes are illegal yaull...

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 09:33:19 -0500

Dude, I just got wind from a friend (who unfortunately has to remain nameless) who’s enlisted in the military that a couple (I really don’t know them) was charged with illegal acts because they had a threesome!! The husband was charged with adultery and the wife was charged with indecent acts. What the FUCK? Uh…you mean to tell me not ONLY do these people have to go and fight for shit they probably don’t even understand, but they can’t even enjoy a little variance in their sexual lives? They are MARRIED!!! As far as I’m concerned that means you do whatever the hell you want, as long as the two of you agree that its okay. Sheesh.

When did GOD join the army?

Again…stupid justice system…and yet ANOTHER reason for me not to get married. I am 100% sure missionary silent sex ain’t for me for the rest of my life. Sorry.

I know one African American A-list Hollywood couple that is SOOOOOO happy they aren’t enlisted;) lol

Boooooooooooooo. Charge them for what they do in their bedrooms, but don’t charge Bush for lying to an entire nation? Makes TOTAL sense.

Longstroke ...long forgotten...

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 04:46:00 -0500

…Trevor trembles with worry that his followers may notice the tenderness between them, as Chauncey whispers nasty nothings in his ear. “Tonight…I’ll be at the place…where we first made love. Please…meet me” says Chauncey ever so inconspicuously. Trevor gives a slight nod, and Chauncey smiles as he welcomes his embrace.”

lol…well that’s what it looked like to me.

But seriously…I told yaull that Eddie Longstroke was going to fall quickly in the the dark backs of people’s minds. Think about it. Could they REALLY make a huge issue out of this? No. Why? Because the Catholic church has been getting away with this same BS for years and years and years, and they don’t even hide it! Now you know damn well if the country spent too much time on this BLACK *cough* “Christian” *cough* man’s wack indescretions, Al Sharpton would’ve whipped his bangs and been on the first thing smokin’ in front of any camera with a whole lot of other people and a whoooolllllllle lot to say.

*points fingers* “nu uh nu uh!!!! they been doin it!!!”

*sigh

I think he should give all his members their tithes back. 10% adds up when you’re following a bullshit artist.

I'm sorry...I was scared

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 02:36:00 -0500

Just recently, I learned about the execrable acts of a singer, of whom I’m actually a fan. Nadja Benaissa. Awesome music! But apparently not so awesome of a heart. So, apparently this chic knowingly infected a lover or someone with the HIV virus. She was convicted, and sentenced to 2 or 3 years of a suspended sentence. The article that I read stated that the court was lenient with her because at the time that she infected this dude, she was 16 and scared. Besides…that was like sooooo forever ago when she did it. BTW what’s the statute of limitations for attempted murder??? O_O Now, I’m no expert, but I could’ve sworn that being “scared” wasn’t a suitable excuse for attempted murder. Yes…attempted murder, because THAT is what this little dollface did. I don’t care how you put it or how many lashes you bat while saying it…that’s what it is. This brings me to think that maybe I’ve been dealing with the law all wrong. Scared? I’ve been scared plenty of times, and I definitely did alot of undercover bullcrap yeeeaarrrsss ago. Now, I know that as long as I was scared I can just say “boy that was so like 1990…I’m over it…you should be too”. Or… ”Sorry your honor…I was drinking and driving because I was scaaarrred of being stranded at the club”. “My apologies your honor…my fear of poverty led me to rob that bank”. “Your honorful honor you…the mere thought of enabling our corrupt government frightened me so intensely that I just couldn’t bring myself to financially support them by paying my taxes.”

I wonder if any of those would work. I’ve got nice hair and pretty damn convincing puppy dog eyes. Eh…maybe I’ll give it a shot? She’s mad cute tho…I may need to make sure I visit the salon before trying my sorries.

Disclaimer: The fanciness must be on deck for even the slightest possibility of this working.

Meanwhile, in even more retarded news of injustice…a man in Michigan is facing felony charges for reading his adulterous wife’s email.

Great. One more reason for me to never get married. If he cheats…I may end up in jail for it. Makes total sense.

Right and wrong…fair and unjust…do we have a clue anymore?

"Be the change…"

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 02:12:47 -0500

““Be the change…””